tumblr has really warped my sense of humour though
like a couple of years ago I wouldn’t have found this sort of stuff funny
but just now I was literally doubled over laughing at it
this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.
I think I just threw up a little
see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit
'at the turn up function' I just…
TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL
these gifs LOL!!!
this is just the most perfectly looped gif of all time.
one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made
Oh my god.